Not my words but I can agree. Have a wonderfuly blessed day!
*Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was
probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the
following: *
*1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. *
*2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. *
*3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works. *
*4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. *
*5. Always drink upstream from the herd. *
*6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. *
*7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in
your pocket. *
*8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few
who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric
fence and find out for themselves. *
*9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment. *
*10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there. *
*11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
*
*12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:
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When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. *
*
ABOUT GROWING OLDER... *
*First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
age and start bragging about it. *
*Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
*
*Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of
the roads weren't paved. *
*Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra. *
*Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or
leaks. *
*Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. *
*Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is
such a nice change from being young. *
*Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
*
*Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. *
*Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. *
*And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have
anything to laugh at when you are old.*
It is also true that geting old happens but that doesn't mean you've grown up.
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